I solemnly pity…

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I solemnly pledge to publicly pity certain unfortunate earthlings. Next time when I see them, I’ll make it a point to laugh at their face. Let me enumerate ten of them who undoubtedly top the list:

1. I pity all those people whose knees have been crushed by others, who sit in front of them – and recline the chair completely in an aircraft.

2. I pity all those buttons – on shirts of obese men/women – because they have to sustain extremely high pressures throughout the day.

3. I pity those people, who have broken their buttocks after falling from a staircase.

4. I pity those, who, because of their sheer bad luck, develop vacuum in their stomach after a loud burp.

5. I pity all lavatories; especially the ones whose users have developed diarrhoea.

6. I pity those people whose ribs have been smashed by elbows of other passengers in crowded trains.

7. I pity those people, who have worn extremely tight undergarments for some spooky reason.

8. I pity those people, who unknowingly sit on dried chewing gum/mucus.

9. I pity all MCPs (male chauvinist pigs) and FCSs (female chauvinist swine).

10. I pity those nerds who are very desperate to jot down notes in a lecture; as if they are the most deprived creatures on earth.

Have a nice day.