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Monday, October 13, 2008

The Sick Poem Contest

Okay, as the name suggests, this is a contest of writing sick poems. How does this thing exactly work? Read on:


In the section for writing comments, the readers must post a poem according to the rules. Two examples have been given below. The poems must be:


· Four-lined


· In English


· With some rhyme


· Weird, idiotic, asinine, senseless


· Readers can post multiple poems


The best (or worst?) poem will get an ice-cream treat. I think that’s a good enough incentive.


An example:


A mouse went up the ladder,
But he had a full bladder,
So when he reached up,
He urinated in a cup.


Another example:


There was a desperate woman,
Who met a desperate gibbon,
They both jumped about,
Till their desperation was out.


How about it?

14 comments:

Ananya said...

Omigod, this must be a bad dream
All i want is to shout n scream
Ani, if this is what u've blogged
Then you truly need to be flogged!
-Ananya

Sam said...

Once a crow gave birth as it flew
The baby crow landed on a porno film crew
It bounced off a boob and got a nasty blister
When Pamela was acting as Aniruddha's sister.

Ananya said...

Methinks my poem made Ani scared,
But worry not, u've been spared,
Coz my bark is worse than my bite,
I love to parry,but hate to fight!!
:-)
P.S.
Anyone commenting on me being a dog,
Can get lost,permanently, in a fog.
:-)

Aniruddha Agarwal said...

U guys are nauseating and sick,
There's not a single poem that's worth a pick;
i think if u really want an icecream,
U can go and have it in your dream!

Aniruddha Agarwal said...

One day, a woman shrieked in fear,
When a cockroach lap-danced on her;
She ran and jumped into a cupboard,
where a fell down on her a lizard!


Moral of the poem: Pests are present everywhere in life...

mgeek said...

Once More Once More
Once More Once More
Once More Once More
Okay stop, it's sore

Moral of the story : Never ask for a blowjob when u r echolalic.

mgeek said...

Echolalia : Definition. Purposeless repetition of words, can be seen in dementia and psychiatric conditions.

Sam said...

I think with one month to go for the exams, we know what echolalia is...

Anonymous said...

all u ppl, listen to my misfortune,
wen i get up in da morn, october or june,
i'm greeted by KKD's bare butts- tender and red,
Lying in tranquility, wet in his bed.

one fine morn, it made me sick,
to find his unmanned standing 'little' dick,
i dunno wat he was dreamin bout,
he looked ready to pour right out of his 'snout'

boobs very ugly and legs very strong,
dunno with u wats so wrong,
all i ask for is save me from despair,
sambo, plz give me some tender love and care!

-- Debanjan Sen

Sam said...

That is the most disgusting thing I ve ever heard in my life!!

Ananya said...

Debanjan, the poem is so horribly gross, u relally walk away with the 'sick poem' tag...:-)

Aniruddha Agarwal said...

Guess the decision is unanimous!

Sam said...

KKD shud get a special award for most innovative poem!

Aniruddha Agarwal said...

Is that poem ur creation, KKD? I mean, i dont mean to say u're not creative :P